Important Political News Report

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The real reason that Ron Paul should not win the White House in 2008 is….

Ron Paul is Magneto

Because he is Magneto!

Recent intense study into Ron Paul’s history has revealed that his real name is Eric Lensherr, also known as Magneto. Dr. Paul, or shall we say, Magneto is running for the Republican nomination in 2008 so he can win the support of paleocons only for him to turn his back on them so he can enslave humanity and allow mutants to rule the world. He is teaming up with fellow mutants Christopher Dodd, Tommy Thompson and Mike Gravel in an elaborate conspiracy to take over the world. Why else would 9/11 conspiracy theorists support Ron Paul? Because they are a part of the mutant conspiracy themselves!

In other news….

Al Gore idiot

Al Gore has decided to put on another Live Earth in the fall of 2008. But this time, he’s  calling it “Laughingstock.” All proceeds will fund the 2008 Democratic Presidential campaign.

Note: this post is entirely comedic and satirical in nature. If you are offended by this, you probably have no sense of humor.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 at 8:57 am and is filed under Al Gore, America, An Inconvenient Truth, Christopher Dodd, Climate Change, Comedy, Conservative, Conspiracy Theories, DNC, Democrat, Election 2008, Environment, GOP, Liberal, Live Earth, Magneto, Mike Gravel, Politics, Republican, Ron Paul, Satire, Tommy Thompson, X-Men. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

10 Responses to “Important Political News Report”

  1. ChenZhen Says:
    July 10, 2007 at 9:56 am | Reply

    Magneto! LOL I thought he looked familiar.

  2. mdvp Says:
    July 10, 2007 at 5:55 pm | Reply

    LOL… I see you know how to attract the Ron Paul people. They’re always good for at least a few dozen hits…

  3. practicalreasoning Says:
    July 10, 2007 at 8:37 pm | Reply

    Ron Paul…crazy old man…

    And is Al Gore chewing tobacco in that photo? That’s certainly not “carbon neutral”

  4. Gordy! Says:
    July 11, 2007 at 4:13 am | Reply

    Holy crap he DOES look just like Magneto! That’s funny.

  5. knighthospitaller Says:
    July 11, 2007 at 6:03 am | Reply

    That is a spooky resemblance… lol.

  6. Ron Paul looks like Magneto « The Hiller Report Says:
    July 12, 2007 at 2:05 am | Reply

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  7. What I’ve Learned in The Last Two Weeks, and Other Tales from Hiatus (or Come Here, All Ye Ron Paul Faithful) « Forest Opine Says:
    July 20, 2007 at 7:51 am | Reply

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  8. Jeremy Says:
    July 20, 2007 at 10:36 pm | Reply

    This post cracked me up and he does resemble Magneto…but, what happened to “treading lightly”? http://huckabee.wordpress.com/2007/07/19/freds-pro-abortion-lobbying/#comment-402

  9. Braden Says:
    July 20, 2007 at 10:47 pm | Reply

    Oh come on, what could be more light-hearted than this? Besides, what I meant was that I wouldn’t overly criticize a candidate that has a legitimate shot at the White House. I didn’t necessarily think your post was out of line. I was just advising against overly harsh criticism.

  10. neoconnews Says:
    August 1, 2007 at 10:00 pm | Reply

    I knew it!

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